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Uh, uh, uh. Where is it?- Duke Nukem
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
Hey kids you remember I’m a professional, don’t try this at home!
The early bird gets the worm. But cookies taste better than worms. So I sleep in.
Your ass is grass, and I’ve got the weed whacker
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Looks like clean up on aisle four. – Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: …And I thought cigars tasted bad!
Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! So many babes, so little time. Groovy! [Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn reference] I’m not gonna fight you, I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS!
We meet again, Doctor Jones! (after discovering Indiana Jones’s corpse hanging) ~Duke Nukem
Companion is an option that is superior to anything chocolate dessert. Maybe companion someone you surrendered your last cookie for.
This is why I have games named after me! Guns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants. Nuke them they glow, then shoot them in the dark! Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn – I love this job!
What are you waitin’ for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from the keyboard for a while) (reference to Christmas) ~Duke Nukem
That’s gonna leave a mark! ~Duke Nukem
I just took a DNA test turns out 100% cookies.
Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die—is my size-13 boot! – Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!
So much for the rat pack. – Duke Nukem
That hurt you more than it hurt me.
Staying alive, staying alive, la. (singing Bee Gees ‘Staying Alive’)~Duke Nukem
Cookie is like a high five for the stomach.
Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about! – Duke Nukem
Hmm, that’s one doomed space marine. – Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem : [after stepping in a puddle from a monster that soiled itself in death] Shit happens!
I go where I please, and I please where I go.
Take that, you dirty rat. – Duke Nukem
Oooooooooh, that’s gotta hurt!- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: Somebody’s gonna freakin’ pay for screwin’ up my vacation.
I’m your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you’re all that stands between me and a planet full of babes – so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
Oh, your ass is grass, and I got the weed wacker. – Duke Nukem
This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town. ~Duke Nukem
Sometimes I think, what is a friend? And then I say: a friend is someone to share the last cookie with.
Now I’m pissed off. – Duke Nukem
What? There’s only one of you? ~Duke Nukem
There are only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die. – Duke Nukem
I like a good cigar and a bad woman. – Duke Nukem
Ahhhh… much better!- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem : [upon blowing up an Assault Commander with the RPG] Suck it down!
Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun! [Army of Darkness, as well as Blood, reference]
Last stop: destruction. – Duke Nukem
So many babes, so little time. – Duke Nukem
Now you see me, now you’re dead.- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem : [after discovering Luke Skywalker’s corpse hanging upside-down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
I’m God’s gift to women!
Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark. – Duke Nukem
The dialogues that Duke utters throughout gameplay in single-player and multiplayer modes are among the more endearing aspects of the Duke Nukem franchise, which spans Duke Nukem 3D to Duke Nukem Forever and everything in between.
This pisses me off! ~Duke Nukem
Speak softly and carry a big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.
Don’t get your panties all in a bunch. – Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem : [sometimes says it after squishing an alien] Bitchin’!
Suck my boomstick [Evil Dead series reference]
I like big guns, and I cannot lie.
Terminated! (after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret’ Freeway’ level) ~Duke Nukem
Keep calm and eat cookies. Cookie Monster sayings
Sometimes I even amaze myself. (About Star Wars) ~Duke Nukem
When nothing goes right, go left.
Rest in peace! – Duke Nukem
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Duke Nukem: It’s time to abort your whole friggin’ species!
The bigger they are, the more they bleed!
You’re beautiful when you’re dying. – Duke Nukem
Life is not all guessing games, Frog.
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Duke Nukem: Get the crap out here
Something smells rotten around here. – Duke Nukem
Shake it, baby! (after handing a girl money) ~Duke Nukem
Resist the urge to panic and eat cookies.
Duke Nukem: Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Let’s go get a cold one, on me. – Duke Nukem
Looks like it’s time for me to go postal!
See you in Hell! ~Duke Nukem
Today, we will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case I will eat cookies.
Your face, your ass – what’s the difference? – Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot them in the dark!
Mess with the best, you will die like the rest [reference to Hackers (1995)]
Piece of Cake. (says after choosing the Piece of Cake difficulty) ~Duke Nukem
Home is where the heart is. Heart where the cookie is. Math clear: the home is a cookie.
Who wants some? – Duke Nukem
Let God sort ’em out! [Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics]
I love the smell of sewers in the morning. – Duke Nukem
You’re an inspiration for birth control.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) [Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness] ~Duke Nukem
Count your cookies, not your problems. cookie monster dialogues
Duke Nukem: I think you need some downtime…
Duke wins…. Fatality! [Reference to the 1992 arcade fighting game by Midway, Mortal Kombat]
Damn, I love this job. – Duke Nukem
Ooh, I needed that! [After gaining health when less than 25%] ~Duke Nukem
No cry because the cookie is finished. Smile because the cookie happened.
Duke Nukem: I’m going in.
I’m climbing a ladder—to heaven
Damn, you’re ugly.- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.
Damn, I hate disco. – Duke Nukem
Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Now this is a force to be reckoned with! (after discovering a Stormtrooper’s corpse hanging upside down] (reference to Dark Forces) ~Duke Nukem
I think you need some downtime.
Now this is a force to be reckoned with! – Duke Nukem (Dark Forces)
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!- Duke Nukem
I make this look good. [Reference to Men in Black]
Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! ~Duke Nukem
I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! Duke Nukem captions
My gun’s bigger than yours. – Duke Nukem
Get the crap outta here!- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem : Heh, heh, heh, what a mess!
So, wants to dance? – Duke Nukem
Hmm, I don’t have time to play with myself.
No way I’m eating this shit! ~Duke Nukem
I ain’t got time to bleed!
Oooooooooh, that’s gotta hurt! – Duke Nukem (Army of Darkness)
Heh, heh, heh, what a mess!- Duke Nukem
Dying ain’t much of a living boy. [Reference to Clint Eastwood in ‘The Outlaw Josey Wales]
I’m gonna get medieval on your asses. – Duke Nukem
I’ve got balls of steel.
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.~Duke Nukem
And I thought cigars tasted bad!- Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem: I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Power armor is for pussies! [while looking at a suit of armor resembling that of a Master Chief from HALO]
I’m not going to fight you, I’m going to kick your ass. – Duke Nuke
Suck my dick you little alien f*cks! – Duke Nukem
Damn! I’m looking good!- Duke Nukem
Half man, half animal, all dead. – Duke Nukem
You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!
Lucky son of a bitch. ~Duke Nukem
Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R&R!
I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker. – Duke Nukem
Gonna rip ’em a new one. – Duke Nukem
I ain’t afraid of no quake! [about ID Software’s Quake PC Game, as well as Ghostbusters tagline]
Yeah, piece of cake. – Duke Nukem
Born to be wild!
Let’s rock! (Possible reference to Vasquez in Aliens)(says after choosing the medium-difficult setting)~Duke Nukem
It’s my way or hell, it’s my way! – Duke Nukem
I am the king of the world, baby. – Duke Nukem
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Do, or do not, there is no try. [Star Wars Yoda reference]
I ought to break a broom handle off in your ass. – Duke Nukem
My name’s Duke Nukem. After a few days of R&R, I’ll be ready for more action!
It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! (After defeating the Alien Queen) ~Duke Nukem
Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn! I love this job!
Hey, bug eyes! – Duke Nukem
It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (when facing the Cycloid Emperor) ~Duke Nukem
Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ’em here…I can kill ’em anywhere! [Reference to Frank Sinatra’s song New York]
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… I’m all outta gum. (reference to They Live) ~Duke Nukem
Eat sh*t and die!
I always said, if there were a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…
Nobody messes with my meat.
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