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Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. – Johnny Depp
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. — Phyllis Diller
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
Laughing Quotes
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it
We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh. – William James
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.
A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too-scarce good thing. — Herman Melville
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.
Laughter is the corrective force that prevents us from becoming cranks. – Henri Bergson
Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.
A time for every occupation under heaven. A time for giving birth, a time for dying; a time for planting, a time for uprooting what has been planted; a time for tears, a time for laughter; a time for mourning, a time for dancing; a time for searching, a time for losing; a time for loving, a time for hating..
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. – Voltaire
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
There is little success where there is little laughter.
Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing. – Kevin Hart
Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better now.
All you need in the world is love and laughter. That’s all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other. – August WilsonPin
[Humanity] has unquestionably one effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around. — Carolyn Birmingham
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. – Lord Byron
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive. – Bill Cosby
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you
A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin in
When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. – Fred Allen
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Laughter is a bodily exercise, precious to health.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh. – Maya Angelou
If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane
I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable. — Viktor FranklPin
Medieval theologians even described God in hide-and-seek terms, calling him Deus Absconditua. But me, I think old God is a Sardine player. And will be found the same way everybody gets found in Sardines-by the sound of laughter of those heaped together at the end
Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy. – Catherine Rippenger Fenwick
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it helps. It’s the little things in life that make me happy.
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it, and then move on. – Bob Newhart
Laughter is a wine for the soul – laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness – the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.
I want to be five years old again for an hour. I want to laugh a lot and cry a lot. I want to be picked up and rocked to sleep in someone’s arms, and carried up to bed just one more time. I know what I want for Christmas. I want my childhood back
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations. – Norman Cousins
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and don’t have anything to worry about. That always worries me!
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
The human race has only one effective weapon and that is laughter. – Mark Twain
I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. – Mother Teresa in
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud a wicked laugh.
An optimist laughs to forget; a pessimist forgets to laugh. — Tom Nansbury
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they are.
Grim care, moroseness, and anxiety—all this rust of life ought to be scoured off by the oil of joy. Mirth is God’s medicine. – Henry Ward Beecher
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true
You can’t be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you can’t laugh at life and the silliness of it all. – David Hasselhoff
If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter.
I hope you will go out and let stories, that is life, happen to you, and that you will work with these stories… water them with your blood and tears and your laughter till they bloom, till you burst into bloom.
And keep a sense of humor. It doesn’t mean you have to tell jokes. If you can’t think of anything else, when you’re my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you’ll get a laugh. — Art Linkletter
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bulletproof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that can assault you with disease. – Norman Cousins
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I want to contribute to that. – Ellen DeGeneres
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I prefer to laugh since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. — Dr. SeussPin
Father laughed, which upset Bruno even more; there was nothing that made him more angry than when a grown-up laughed at him for not knowing something, especially when he was trying to find out the answer by asking questions.
And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to
The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man’s pocket because it cut down the doctor’s bills like everything. – Mark Twain
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Laughter is important, not only because it makes us happy, it also has actual health benefits. And that’s because laughter completely engages the body and releases the mind. It connects us to others, and that in itself has a healing effect.
It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart. – Martin Luther King Jr.
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.
A well-balanced person finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert ProcknowPin
I watched Joe, who laughed like a little boy, but I saw the lines on his face and even the emergence of a few prematurely grey hairs on his head. I realized even while I laughed, that his unhappy childhood had been followed by unhappy, imprisoned teenage years followed by unhappy incarceration through young adulthood. All of a sudden, it occurred to me what a miracle it was that he could still laugh.
As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul. — A Jewish Proverb
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. – W. H. Auden
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation but is more flexible in his approach
The highest state is laughter. – Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, and I laugh.
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old. — Edgar Watson HowePin
Walter’s sense of humor hadn’t failed him despite his six years on death row. And this case had given him lots of fodder. We would often talk about situations and people connected to the case that, for all the damage they had caused, had still made us laugh at their absurdity. But the laughter today felt very different. It was the laughter of liberation.
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. — Jean Houston
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know the man, don’t bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, or seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you’ll get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he’s a good man… All I claim to know is that laughter is the most reliable gauge of human nature. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. – Jakob Smirnoff
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
From here on after let’s stay the way we are right now. And share all the love and laughter that a lifetime will allow. – George StraitPin
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