90+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, & Quotes

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Make your friend’s birthday special with these hilarious and lighthearted birthday messages!

From sassy to silly, explore funny ways to wish your best friend.

A happy birthday and give them a good laugh.

With money short, the only option is to offer my friendship as a gift. Congratulations!

But is it your birthday again? I’m getting old, time is flying by!

If life becomes a bar, let it be chocolate. Happy birthday!

Nice people don’t age, they become a classic. Congratulations!

Welcome new back and joint pain. Happy Birthday, friend!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Just like a fine wine, you are aging better and better. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday dear friend! Today is the birthday of so many important and famous people, but unfortunately, they have to share this special date with a skinhead like you.

Congratulations my friend! If you’re happy, I’m so glad. If you are sad, I am. So, try to get rich soon!

On your cake, candles take up more and more space. Soon, you’ll have to change the cake. Happy birthday, friend!

They say that in every person who grows old, there is a young soul. But I wonder where yours went. Lie! Congratulations friend and much joy.

It’s hard work putting up with you for another year, but celebrating your birthday and eating for free is always a great treat! Congratulations, dear friend!

You are like wine: it doesn’t get old, it just gets better with the vintage! Congratulations!

My friend, you don’t have room to put so many candles on your cake! Happy birthday. I want to celebrate by your side even when your hair is gray. May our friendship last a long time!

Besides, you’re getting so old, I don’t even know where you’re going to get the money to pay for all the candles on your birthday cake. You could even make a credit card, but no one gives you credit.

Whoever is next to you is always laughing at your bad jokes. You just didn’t make the profession official because it would be necessary, but it’s a walking stand-up. My congratulations, friend!

The more wrinkles, the more proof that you knew how to live… No anti-aging creams, my friend. Congratulations on your day! Closer to retirement every day, old man!

Happy Birthday! Take the opportunity to smile while you have all your teeth in your mouth. Joke! I hope you take a long time to become a toothless old lady. And when that happens, I’ll be by your side.

From afar, you don’t even look like you’re completing so many decades of life. Congratulations, friend of my heart.

Happy birthday to you, I just came to eat and the present is good, I forgot to bring it! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I wish you never have wrinkles, that your hair takes a long time to whiten and that time favors your beauty. Just kidding! You know I love you.

Today is your birthday, so I want to give you some advice: smile while you have teeth, if someone calls you old, hit them with your cane. If he starts running, throw your dentures at him!

Happy birthday, dear friend! I came to remind you that your beauty, like your age, only increases over the years! Congratulations!

The youth in you is still there, even if your age says otherwise. Have a very fun day, friend. Congratulations!

Congratulations! Give thanks to life, because you are aging like a fine wine that gets even better with each year of enjoyment. Happy birthday! Lots of parties, prosperity, and fun!

In the absence of love and affection: lots of beer and wine. Happy birthday!

There’s always a funny guy to shout: it’s your birthday, but the cake is ours! And I couldn’t let this day go unnoticed. Congratulations, friend, but we want the cake! Best wishes.

They say that inside every person who grows old, there is a young soul. What happened to yours? Congratulations, my old friend! A fun-filled happy birthday.

I’m joking with you. By the way, I think you must be someone very special, because more than a million people have birthdays today, and I just remembered yours!

Happy birthday! I am not Casas Bahia, but I am dedicated to you.

With each anniversary, our friendship gets better. Either you are less annoying, or I am more used to it. Congrats buddy!

On your birthday, I wish that all jokes are funny, all memes are hilarious, and that the cake is not prepared by you. My congratulations, friend!

Happy birthday! It’s your day, but it’s our party, let’s celebrate!

In a while, we won’t go out for beer anymore, but to buy medicine! So let’s enjoy and celebrate your birthday with a lot of parties. Congratulations! Happiness, money, and youth.

You know, the other day I saw an interesting report. Scientists have discovered that people who celebrate many birthdays live the longest; so I wish you many birthdays!

Friend, congratulations! Stay cheerful, charismatic, friendly, beautiful, intelligent… Wow, I always knew we had something in common!

My old friend, may you be of youthful spirit, since the body is no more. Happy birthday!

I went to buy you a gift and I remembered that my friendship is your best gift. So, this message is an infinite ticket of you can always count on me. Happy birthday!

Today is your day, friend! And I promise not to tell everyone about our awkward stories together… unless you give me a reason to. Congratulations dear!

Happy birthday! May time bring you everything you want? Don’t forget to ask for beauty. Just kidding! I love you.

Congratulations! Take the opportunity to smile while you have all your teeth in your mouth. Happy birthday! I wish you take a long time to become a toothless old lady. And when that happens, I’ll be by your side.

I’m very happy to be able to party with you. After all, a birthday like yours only comes once a year. A big hug friend!

Happy birthday! You can count on my help to blow out all those candles.

May we continue to go out for beer, even if we come back earlier every day? Congratulations on your day, friend!

You’re so crazy you should have a birthday several times a year! Each day to celebrate the life of a personality. Congratulations to all the women who live in you. I love them all!

Happy birthday to a person we can never say: he died too young!

Happy birthday to the funniest person I know! Your sense of humor is so sharp that it could be used to cut today’s cake.

Don’t worry about getting old, because the secret of youth is always lying about your age. Congratulations to you, many years of life, and a happy birthday!

Not for nothing, but it seems that today looking at my calendar you are aging another year, a good time won’t do you any harm!

Congratulations! When everything goes wrong, keep calm and have a glass of wine. If that doesn’t work, drink the entire bottle.

My friendship is your gift because you know my pocket is always empty and you don’t pay for the beers you owe me. Congratulations on another year of life, friend!

I’m not going to work today because your birthday is supposed to be an international holiday. Congratulations and I love you!

Happy birthday to the person who always makes me laugh, even when I’m trying to be serious. You are an amazing friend and a born comedian!

This year your birthday, I want to do something special for you: go to your party!

There is nothing like denying that old age is a fact in your life and your organism is certainly already complaining: back pain, joint pain, lack of energy, weak teeth, and a lot of lack of courage; all normal things in the elderly.

They say that to get along in life you need beauty, intelligence, money, and good friends. At least you have good friends. Congratulations!

Buddy, you make me so happy because your lame jokes are my right kind of humor. Happy birthday!

If it’s true that when we get old we become children again, soon we’ll have to leave the bar and celebrate our birthday on the playground. Congratulations!

Nice people don’t age, they become a classic. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, friend! Your gift this year will be a fire truck to help you blow out the number of candles on your cake. You don’t need to say thank you.

Congratulations! It calms the heart because you are not getting old, it is becoming a classic. It’s us on tape, my brother. Happy birthday! Many years of life and good health to continue enjoying.

But do not worry! It’s very normal at your age; don’t get bored, time passes and it is relentless in leaving its marks.

According to a study, the more you have birthdays, the longer you live. Congratulations!

Our friendship works because we are two fools sharing life. Congratulations, my dear friend!

Relax, my friend! You are not getting old, you are becoming wiser. Or not. Joke! Happy birthday!

Congratulations, the most beautiful friend of my heart! Remember that you are not just getting older, but gaining more experience, new knowledge, and much more pain in your body. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May God gift you, because I won’t.

I went to buy you a present and I remembered that my friendship is your best gift. So, this message is an infinite ticket of you can always count on me. Happy birthday!

Look, the good news is that there are already many non-governmental entities very concerned with the elderly, which are implementing support and occupation programs for the elderly.

If your dreams are my dreams, may they all come true. Congratulations!

You’re getting old and you’re getting cranky. Your luck is that I love you and support you anyway. Congratulations, friend!

Good thing we like the modern, because nice people don’t get old, they become a classic. Congratulations!

Congratulations, friend! If you’re happy, I’m so glad. If you are sad, I am. So, try to get rich soon!

Happy birthday! Another year in which we are going to cut the “who will you be with” from congratulations. Because let’s face it, after so many attempts, I don’t think it’s any use anymore.

Happy birthday. And remember: if you have cake at your party, I’ll stay longer!

Beep, beep! It’s the happy birthday jalopy coming by to say you drown, but don’t stop! Congratulations, my old friend. Plenty of beer to fill your six-pack abs. We’re together, mate!

Yeah… all is not lost, you can still do many things, and if rheumatism insists on visiting you, take a trip to Caldas Novas, the hot waters are wonderful in the treatment of arthritis and arthrosis.

Congratulations! If you feel like the years have passed and you haven’t even seen it, you might need a pair of glasses.

How lucky I am to grow old next to my friend and be able to make fun of him that he will always be older than me. Congratulations!

Happy birthday to the person who is a perfect blend of sweetness and comedy. You’re like a funny cupcake: impossible to resist!

In life, many things may come and go, but age always stays with you. Happy birthday!

Friend, you are so crazy that you should have a birthday several times a year! Each day to celebrate the life of a personality. Congratulations to all the women who live in you. I love them all!

If you are considering plastic surgery, be very careful! The patch can often be worse than the damage.

Armadillo tail, chicken feather, who is getting older, giggles. Happy birthday!

Your birthday should be a long weekend because it’s the day of the oldest person in the world. Congrats buddy!

Relax! They say that to get along in life you need beauty, intelligence, money, and good friends. At least you have good friends. Congratulations!

My friend, on your birthday, I want to tell you that you are like whiskey: the older you are, the stronger the smell.

If you smile or age, the important thing is what emotions you experience. Happy birthday!

Don’t waste an order. When blowing out the candles, ask for money, because you don’t grow anymore even with a miracle. Think on the bright side: no one can ever put you down. Congratulations, my little girl! Happy birthday.

On this birthday of yours, review some of your attitudes toward life and worry more about the future: a good health plan, entry into retirement, and who knows funding for a little place in the asylum.

The best gift I can give you doesn’t cost any money, only the one you owe me: my friendship. Happy birthday, friend!

Happy birthday! and if you feel like the years have passed and you haven’t even seen it, you might need a pair of glasses.

Congratulations! Age is coming, but at least you can blame your poor memory on the candles on the cake.

Life is too short to skip cake while you can. Happy birthday!

Congratulations my friend! If it’s true that life gets better as we age, then something extraordinary is going to happen to you. Keep calm: get old, but don’t get bored. Happy birthday!

I’m glad you’re in a good mood to hear this ridiculous message! I wish you from the heart a Happy Birthday, Congratulations! Because you deserve all the best and more!

Friend, happy birthday! You are now entering the best age: the age of the condor. With pain in the knee, spine, shoulder…

Did you think I had forgotten? Found it right. Happy late birthday!

You know me and you know money is always tight, so I come to your party to really fill my belly. Congratulations my friend!

Congratulations! May you have the strength not only to kill a lion a day but also to dodge tapirs.

Happy Birthday, friend! My only regret in life is not meeting you sooner, because then I would have been pissing you off a lot longer. Congratulations and best wishes!

Today is your birthday, I know you asked for a present, but forget about it, let’s think about the future! Happy birthday!

Congratulations, dear friend! Don’t worry about age, you’re not aging, you’re becoming vintage! Get into this fashion, dance, roll around, and be happy. Make the most of the day, it’s all yours. Happy birthday!

Friend, happy birthday! You are now entering the best age: the age of the condor. With pain in the knee, spine, shoulder

I miss you so much, friend. For your birthday, I prepared the most special gift in the world: a ghost hug. You might not see it, but it’s there.

To succeed in life it is important to be smart, beautiful, and have true friends. Well, at least real friends you have! Happy birthday!

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