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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb
Are you really living life or just paying bills until you die?
Sometimes it’s the crazy people that bring out the best in us. – Aishabella Sheikh
Crazy Quotes
If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it, or else you’re going to be locked up. — Hunter S. Thompson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. —Les Dawson
Looks like what drives me crazyDon’t have no effect on you–But I’m gonna keep on at till it drives you crazy, too.― Langston Hughes, Selected Poems
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~ Dale Carnegie
You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they have access to truth not available through regular channels. ~ Sheila Ballantyne
The only way to fight crazy and win…is with an aptitude for a higher degree of crazy …activated within a clearly defined plan. – Elliot Benjamin
Craziness is what makes the world round, without crazy, there wouldn’t be passion. – Wes Campton
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. —Surgeon (Graham Chapman
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. — Rodney Dangerfield
Rejection, though–it could make the loss of someone you weren’t even that crazy about feel gut-wrenching and world-ending. ― Deb Caletti
Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be in love. Love is an irrational emotion with it having no real emotion.
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. ~ Anonymous
I don’t understand your specific brand of crazy, but I do commend your devotion to it. – Lani Lynn Vale
We are all born mad. Some remain so. – Samuel Beckett
Elliot Benjamin, Ph.D. The Creative Artist, Mental Disturbance, and Mental Health
Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.—by Steven Wright
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~ Anonymous
A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
It’s crazy that some of the most powerful and influential people on this planet have faced true adversity and suffering throughout their upbringing.
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious. Dr. Rumack: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley —Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!
Sometimes a crazy idea can make something special. — Cory Barlog
Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it is better for my health.
However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?
Some may never live, but the crazy never die. – H.S. Thompson
rue friends stab you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. —Steven Wright
Michael Crossland, Everything Will Be OK: A Story of Hope, Love, and Perspective
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.―Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. — Jim Hightower
Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches ― Salvador Dalí, Dalí’s Mustache
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice ~ Anonymous
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. – Charles Bukowski
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. —Albert Einstein
.An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.— Jim Hayes
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? – Albert Einstein
To Successfully talk to crazy, you need to know why irrational people act the way they do.
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. —Joan Rivers
The world has always gone forward when people have dared to have crazy ideas. — Gioconda Belli
Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon them.― Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! ~ C. S. Lewis
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. —Andy Rooney
Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them at all times! – Unknown
You’re lucky I like you so much, cause you’re even crazier than I am.
Mad can mean to be angry, and it can mean to become mad, to become crazy.
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. —Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn. — Bertolt Brecht
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
he statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. ~ Rita Mae Brown
Life is like an onion; you peel off a layer at a time and sometimes you weep. —Carl Sandburg
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. ― J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of society only because their intelligence isn’t understood. – Weihui Zhou
You only get one life. Be weird. I can be just as weird as I can be crazy. But that’s a whole other story.
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they have all their teeth and no toothbrush. —Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), The Waterboy
If some crazy idea stays in my head for long enough, then there’s no fighting it. I just say, Okay, let’s go. — Jeff Bridges
But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window–maybe rearrange all the furniture. ― Raymond Carver, Where I’m Calling From: New and Selected Stories
Crazy Movie Mania Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensemble challenged’? ~ Clueless
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship. ― Albert Einstein
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy. – Charles Manson
Remember, it’s the crazy ones who- change the world. Rowan Gibson, The Four Lenses of Innovation
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. —Jimmy Kimmel
It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. ~ My Best Friend’s Wedding
I think everything starts with an idea. No matter how crazy it is, you should always try to bring it to life. — Ann Makosinski
Where to look if you’ve lost your mind? ― Bernard Malamud, The Fixer
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. – Andrew Solomon
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Believe me. Nothing is more beautiful than to carry out crazy ideas. I’d like my whole life to be one single crazy idea. — Milan Kundera
But you are crazy. I know. She lifted a small box from the basket. Do you know how I know?
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die. ~ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
On the way to CRAZY Town!! Who wants to come with me?
If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like, ’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question. – Mila Kunis
Maybe it sounds crazy, and that’s ok because I am crazy, but I like being crazy. Being crazy has its benefits and its advantages.
Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.
Crazy ideas sometimes work, and the technological society that we have is built on a foundation of those crazy ideas that work. — Nathan Myhrvold
Real nice party, Hapsburg… I see a lot of familiar face-lifts. ~ Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world.
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. – Unknown
Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
There’s great comfort in knowing nobody else is as crazy as you are.
I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.—Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory
The biggest things in life have been achieved by people who, at the start, we would have judged crazy. And yet if they had not had these crazy ideas, the world would have been more stupid. — Arsene Wenger
I have so many good qualities, Sturmhond said. It can be hard to choose.― Leigh Bardugo, Siege and Storm
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. ~ The Mask
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Of course, I’m crazy, but now my craziness will pay off!
Crazy people are happy and free, they have no hindrances. But since you have many attachments, you are only a little crazy. This is not crazy enough. You must become completely crazy. Then you will understand. – Seungsahn
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. —Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club
Initiate a practice of filling your creative thoughts to overflowing with ideas and wishes that you fully intend to manifest. Honor your imaginings regardless of whether others see them as crazy or impossible. — Wayne Dyer
Then you and I will have something in common, won’t we? Besides, I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important.
Yeah I called her up, and she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention. ~ Dumb and Dumber
Sometimes I look at people & think…
Sometimes there’s no cure for the crazy. I think we all just have to keep loving through it. Maybe that’s the cure. – Emme Rollins
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated… But there is no cure for stupidity.
My life is crazy and chaotic and very messy, but also rewarding and filled with love. Real life is filled with laughter and pain, highs and lows.
Usher: Bride or groom? Wedding guest: It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither!—Four Weddings and a Funeral
We live in a crazy world. You don’t know what’s going to happen. — August Alsina
The Darkling will hunt you for the rest of your days.
Name’s Barf. I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend. ~ Spaceballs
Insanity runs in the family… in fact, it practically gallops!
Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we’ve had. – Neil Young
Stan Fields: Describe your perfect date. Cheryl: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. —Stan Fields (William Shatner) and Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), Miss Congeniality
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world that is crazy. — Henry Miller
Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.― Jennifer Elisabeth, Born Ready: Unleash Your Inner Dream Girl
I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. ~ Duck Soup
People say I’m crazy if they met the rest of my family they would understand.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.— Marlene Dietrich
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